PENTAGON DEPLOYS TROOPS TO MIDDLE EAST—WARSHIPS MULTIPLY!
Chuck Norris, dead at 86, was a certain type of hairy 1980s American man. For the uninitiated, here are a few jokes that Gen Xers and millennials used to make in middle school about the all-American martial arts star of their youth. You can still see some shared on social media: The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard, only another fist. And perhaps most timely for our world today: Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about high gas prices, his vehicles run on fear.
The legendary martial arts master and actor died on Friday, after years of being the epitome of toughness and dodging death with jokes that ludicrously snowballed with higher stakes of death-defying physical and mental fortitude.
The Walker, Texas Ranger star first gained notoriety for his physical command as a martial artist, eventually working his way into Hollywood as an action film star in the late 1970s. Outside of playing the title character on Walker, Texas Ranger on CBS from April 1993, to May 2001 (in which he played a gun-totting, no-nonsense lawman)…
While completing naval exercises with dummy torpedoes on August 12, 2000, the Russian submarine Kursk suffered two explosions two minutes and 15 seconds apart. The second explosion registered about a 3.5 on the Richter scale. The blasts destroyed the front hull, and all 118 crew members died. It was initially believed that the entire crew died quickly. However, what evidence later suggested that some survived in another area of the submarine for about four hours after the explosions?
Financier and philanthropist "Diamond Jim" Brady exemplified the American Dream. He started out as a bellboy and messenger before getting a job with the New York Central Railroad and then working his way up through the industry, eventually amassing a fortune selling railroad supplies. With his newfound wealth, he indulged in his two greatest weaknesses: food—one restaurant owner reportedly called him "the best 25 customers I ever had"—and jewels. What was supposedly a typical meal for Brady?
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The third largest lake in Africa and ninth largest in the world, Lake Malawi is bounded on the west and south by Malawi, on the east by Mozambique, and on the north by Tanzania. Also known as Lake Nyasa—so named by Scottish missionary David Livingstone in 1859—it is approximately 360 miles (580 km) long with an average width of 25 miles (40 km). Fed by 14 rivers, it is home to more than 200 recorded species of fish—making it one of the most species-diverse lakes in the world. How deep is it?
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